I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea
The Supernatural fandom may have a gif for everything but I’m pretty sure they don’t have one for a happy and cared for childhood.
Look at that bitch, you tried to bring us down and we rose like a mothafucking Phoenix